The awesomeest theataah!

..Or story. But it can become a play in the theataah! So, I'll post a first sentence, and you guys'll continue and we'll, after a while, have the awesomeest story evah! And watch your grammar! Okay:

Once upon a time there was a muffin called Tim.

He was indeed a muffin.

Although, one can discuss the true nature of muffinity.

Once, Tim walked past the local bakery.

Question: shouldn't this be in the Game thread?

NO! TIM WALKED PAST THE BAKERAH!

The bakerah he had escaped from.

He watched the baking of muffins, which is like really sexy for muffins.

So Tim the muffin was like totally standing on the street outside the bakerah he had escaped from, masturbating to the extremely hot baking of blueberry muffins.

And, ye-eees, muffins can masturbate.

He caresses his chocolate chips.

And he was totally turned on because he could get caught at anytime and eaten!

So, our kinky muffin was caressing his chocolate chips when a flying turd came by.

Turds are stupid

I second that.