The awesomeest theataah!

Well, we're boys. I'll bet you girls don't know what a circle-jerk is!

Ssssh that word shall not be uttered in the presence of PIDGEONS!

I don't want to know of this "circlejerk". And jentering is lyke titally awesome. You totally gotta create that thread. Lyke totally

You can't say circle-jerks in the presence of pidgeons? I have a few queries.
1) Why?
2) Where are the pidgeons?
3) I never said it, I typed it, so fuuuuuck you!

Arrr, 'tis the code, 'tcannot be questioned, ya scurvy knnnnigget!

...Weren't we supposed to make a story?

Tim and Jason met in a duel that shook mountains and made the bowels of all quiver.

We'll take it from there. Anyone?

Jason had the upper hand through most of the duel until Tim threw a chocolate chip in his eye!

DUDE! Jason is a turd! He doesn't have an eye! Could you please take this seriouslah?

I'M CONFUSED! AND TIRED! AND MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!
anyhow.
Tim threw Jason through the bakery-window and into the oven.

He stopped rubbing his chocolate chips, as the sweet blueberry bimbos were covered in burning turd.

He ran to save the blueberry bimbos, but Jason was in his way.

However, Tim was not afeared to get his hands dirtah.


(We've got a limited cast here, feel free to introduce a new character at this point.)

But since Tim had no hands to get dirty, he called upon his good friend... (HELP!)