The awesomeest theataah!

And the stupid flying turd said "Why are you masturbating in the street?"

To which, Tim answered; "Bugger off, crappo, you're blocking my view!"

Crappo the flying turd got VERY irritated and started shitting mini-shits all over Tim the kinky cupcake.

Dude, you're totallah screwing with the story. Crappo wasn't his name-o, it was an insult!


His name was Jason.

I apologize. Jason the flying turd. All better now?

You may proceed with the story.

Before I do so, I'd like to give a quick shout out to Bob Fløh for creating, like, the most totally awesomest post evah! YEAH! Bob Fløh - you're the best. We totally tolerate you. But maybe that should be in the tolerate/like/love-post. Oh well.

I would like to tell Coffee and Bad@ss Fløh to keep of the 6-year-old turd humour. It totally sucks, and you're fucking with the story.

Anyway, Tim the muffin and Jason the Turd got into a huge fight. Which is to be described now:

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a turd.

Meanwhile:

Tim and Jason met in a duel that shook mountains and made the bowels of all quiver.

Fuuuuck you

Coffee apologizes from the depths of his heart for his childish humor.

Turd

Jeez louise, we'll have to make a jentering-thread 4 the 2 of us!

Que? Jentering-thread? You guys are like, totally excluding us because of our clearly superior humor skills!

Haha the boys don't know what a jentering is!