Our fucker of an English teacher

No, you're totallah awesome!

Aww, thaaaaanxx! <3<3<3

Back to our teacher. We ended with the issue of whether a board or a log would to the most damage. A steel pipe could also do some serious ouchie. Any more ideas?

She wrote this on it's learning btw: Also you must have answered the questions from section 4 - 6 Poor sentence structure maan

Well, I can't beat her with that, can I? I need ideas for good batting weapons. Board, log and steel pipes are mentioned. Green bicycle-pumps are obvious, so don't bother mentioning them.

Frida is heavy, but oh-so lovable...

Let it be clear to all random fuckers who have managed to find this website (God knows how you could do that), that our intent is to maim, not kill.

We could always smack her with the back of our hands. But we would need to wear gloves. Really thick gloves.

And I LIKE the Frida idea. Good thinking. However, your dog is too cool to be used as a weapon.

Frida in our class though...

Yeah, and her imaginary-friend Frida!

Abso-effin-lutely. And why not throw in Christine while we're at it?

... I can't lift her

Ask Frank to help ya. Or perhaps you need the Muffin Man? (I refer not to Tim, as he is busy fighting Jason McPooey)

Frank could help, if he would stop eating all my whole-wheat bread in the morning morning morning as it's noooooot healthy for rabbits

Still. More thing to beat her to death with. We could use some of the bricks / breads my mom has started making... they'd knock her out in a second

We could always... throw tards computer frogs at her?