Our fucker of an English teacher

I just found the smiley and posted! I wasn't, like, going to discuss it. But we can.. Don't mattah.

My jacket is not coming anywhere NEAR that woman!

But... But... What can we throw at her then? Post ideas:
I say Astrid!

Hey!

That's just mean. We can throw a... fuckohfuck, can't think of anything sensible... PIDGEON!

Jesus Christ, you can't write funny things like that in class! Because then I laugh and get caught. And it is very funny. Second time today! WOW!

No, but seriouslah, we should totally round up some pidgeons.

Yeah, we could pay some hobos in Oslo to catch 22 pidgeons! (I actually wrote it before I even realized it)

That is hilarious! We should totally send some gribber on her!

She irritatesssss ussssss, yeeeeeeess she doesssss, but doessss sssshe desssserve pidgeonsssss? Wouldn't a ssssssheet of barbed wire be ssssssssomewhat more humane?

We can, like, totally use a board with a nail in it, and we can totally wrap the nail in barbed wire and then we can dip the barbed nail into a mixture of broken glass, THUMBTACKS and glue, and then we can totally smash her feet with it!

Anything but PIDGEONS!

Agreed. Now, who will supply me with a board and a nail? I can get the barbed wire; there is like barbed wire all around the fence all around the horse-racing-crap next door, so, yeah.

Um, I have a baord and a nail. And lolts of logs. You can do a lot of damage with logs. Just ask Ted Bundy...

Jeeej, Ted Bundy! He was, like, a totally interesting fella. Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein are also quite interesting dudes.

Actually, and I'm in fact serious now, there is no "jeeej"'ing for Ted Bundy. He did.. evil things.